"asians are so smart"
ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
- willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time
when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework